I R TEH KING OF COLAZ!1!!
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ALWAYS ASK YOURSELF,
WOULD A N00B DO DIS?
GENERALSODA is a 15-year-old noob robloxian, coming from the wonderful land of ROBLOXIA! He explores place after place to find something unique and fun to do, whether it be playing a minigame or blowing stuff up.Soda is very fond of the habit-forming drink BLOXY COLA. He always has a can or two on him at any given time, and tries to get his hands on any other cans he comes across. He's won a few cola-drinking contests because of his love for Bloxy Cola, his crown being one of the prizes. Soda gets pretty aggressive when his colas are being taken away from him, so be careful!He finds trouble making long-lasting friends due to his lack of skill in most experiences, seeing that he is a noob after all. Also because of how loud and obnoxious he is. But he tries his hardest! Soda's just here to have fun.WEAPONSSoda isn't the best in combat, but he seems to have found his place in utilizing the legendary sword DARKHEART to its greatest potential. He's also fairly good at using a rocket launcher, slingshot, and time bombs. Though, he'd much rather avoid conflict in general, because that makes him upset.APPEARANCE
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Soda always wears a sweater representing his favorite beverage. This covers up a white t-shirt with a bright red arrow pointing straight to his face with the caption "STUPID" written underneath. He wears solid black pants, which also double as shoes for some reason.He collects soda tabs to put on his necklace made of string, but he usually only keeps three at a time on it to prevent it from snapping. His crown was given to him for winning a cola-drinking challenge, to which he now proudly claims he's the "KING OF COLAZ!" whenever someone asks. He'll also occasionally bring along a brown bag with a few cola cans inside if he's having a good day.His hair is naturally noob blonde just like his skin, but he dyes it brown because he thinks it looks nicer. He also used to have dark, hazel eyes, but the caffeine from his bloxy cola consumption altered them to be dull, bright green.The right side of his body is also partly scarred black, due to him accidentally slicing the side of his face while handling Darkheart. The slice should've killed him immediately, but he was quick enough to use a medkit before it spread to the rest of his body, leaving only the right side scarred. He'll usually cover his arm with a skin-colored glove while wearing his sweater, but otherwise, he'll keep the glove off. He's grown to slowly like his scars, but mostly his face scar- as it's shaped like a heart.MANNERISMSSoda will sometimes talk in L33Tspeak, mostly whenever he's extremely excited. He also tends to replace a few words with different spellings, such as:- "Are" into "R"
- "The" into "Teh"
- "This" into "Dis"
- "Have" into "Has"
- "You" into "U"
- "Lol" into "Lawl"
- Replacing ending "S"es with "Z"
- "Cheeseburger" into "Cheezburger"
- "Hacker" into "Haxor", "Hacks" into "Hax"
- "OMG" into "ZOMG"And plenty of others.He moves at a very quick pace, jumping and running around a lot when he's bored. He just can't seem to stand in place. He often fiddles with his drawstrings and necklace, needing to keep his hands busy.He'll rarely talk with proper grammar, and when he does, that usually means he's actually taking things seriously. Or he's upset. Who knows.
PROBABLY IMPORTANT NOTICESShips are only with VERY VERY heavy chemistry. And no lewd.Very friendly to everyone of any multiverse or species! OCs, too.OOC INDICATORSIn character: Quotation marks around the textOut of Character: ;; or //Crack RP: No quotation marksACTIONS ARE ALWAYS BOLD/SURROUNDED WITH [x]
FIZZICAL
this is the dumbass behind the funny roblox rp accountim fizzy (or adam) (he/him)i am a MINOR!!! a TODDLER!! (17 | 12/15/06)
so i'd really prefer if no lewd people interacted with me or if lewd stuff wasnt put on my tl, thanksui draw!!! most if not all of the art on this account is mine
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my main twitter is @toofizzical, art junk is on @gettingfizzical
BUILDERMAN'Z GONNABE MAD!!!1!!
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Interact!!! @ me in random starters pls
RP by QRTs or replies, mun gets anxious from 1on1 dms
Angst, fluff, action RP
Crack RP :]
Any literacy level
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srry if i just flat out. dont reply to anything lol
im shy and extremely forgetful :[